With Dundee now confirmed in the top 6 and Rangers likely to have to visit Dens Park twice, there’s now a chance Celtic’s 2008 tour of Japan might actually take place before this season ends.

BREAKING: Dundee v Rangers moved from Dens Park as another pitch better equipped to host the match is found.

Presumably a separate entity will be paying the settlement. 🤔

Since VAR was introduced:

Alfredo Morelos goal disallowed v Celtic.

Kemar Roofe goal disallowed v Celtic.

Cyriel Dessers goal disallowed v Celtic.

But do tell us more about this pattern of assistance.

“We can now go live to Dens Park where Motherwell have come back from the dead to win 3-2”

Reduced St Johnstone allocation for next season incoming.

Who knew that Celtic supporters were such big fans of Joe Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act. 🤔

Pattern of assistance.

Pattern of assistance.

Penalty incident 1: Accidental clash of heads as defender challenges for the ball.

Penalty incident 2: Defender nowhere near the ball and elbows attacker in the face.

Yet this is evidence of “cheating” and a “conspiracy”. 🤔

Who had bitter and small minded with a large chip on their shoulder?

“It’s important that police are able to monitor any patterns of hatred that might emerge”

Well, indeed.

Ross County score a 98th minute equaliser at home to Hibs.

In completely unrelated news, Ross County’s allocation for their next trip to Easter Road will be halved.

“Abhorrent behaviour”

Perhaps Steven McLean’s view was obscured. 🤔

Steven McLean presumably not part of the conspiracy when he awarded a penalty to Aberdeen despite Alfredo Morelos getting to the ball first. 🤔

Hibs fans react to Fabio Silva’s goal.

Two red cards for Hibs? Blatant refereeing bias - would never happen the other way around.

“Just clumsy”

“Not a foul”

🤔

We can now go live to Easter Road for Michael Stewart’s reaction to Rangers’ penalty.