When it's Easter and you're tryna act right for Jesus

And she said I can’t commit to anything… Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Connections Puzzle #17 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Little tricky but it’s eeeezeee

Fellas, what line do you say when your bro buys you flowers?

Connections Puzzle #19 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Getting the easiest last says something

I wish I could see how many posts were left on my rate limit. I want my last post read to be timed like the last hit of a cigarette before the tsunami swallows me whole

Banana Duck. I hope this is your 600th post read

Looks like F E T C H wins

Connections Puzzle #21 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Sorry you have to see my connections score as part of your rate limit 🤷🏼

This tweet is actually 600 tweets in a trench coat.

Rawr threads.net/@sethgoodtime

Looking at apartments and I want to move here just for this distinguished raccoon

I can’t tell the difference between Miracle Whip and Mayonnaise

F TIER 👀

I just realized X is the new Willis tower. I’m not calling it that

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Welcome to Sethtember

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Bumble captioned this perfectly