Got a red-head vacancy in my stable now that Ros is gone. Think Stannis'll let me have a go at his fiery little ginger-snatch cookie?

Tyrion, I know King's Landing is broke, but I'm no thief. I earn my gold. I kill people. Oh you'd like me to hunt and kill thieves. Gladly.

#OnlyinGoT Bronn knows best twitpic.com/cqcaw7 #gameofthrones

Tyrion, you're the only man in Westeros who'd bitch about marrying a beautiful highborn heiress because your sexy foreign whore is jealous.

I'd have legions of salt wives, and wouldn't have to write off whoring as a work expense on my taxes (paperwork bores me). #IfiWereAGreyjoy

Gods I could really go for a horn of ale about now. I mean another horn. Pod, of course I've been drinking all day. Shut up. Bring ale.

That Daenerys Stormborn is a real MODILF.

I sleep with a pillow under my dagger.

Walking through the Keep last night and heard Joffy crying for a Maester - little twat cut his self on the throne again. Aerys III indeed.

A bloody affair, but masterfully constructed. Winning a war is about more than just winning battles. #rainsofcastamere

“@raymartinez43 : How much gold would it cost me for you to kill Lord Fray.” Think puppet Frey is to blame? You want the master, I figure.

Horror. Outrage. I'd've done the same if 'twere I fighting such a naïve enemy. You win, or you die. That's all there is. #redwedding

Honor is for the dead. #redwedding

Don't hate the Flayer, hate the Game. #redwedding

Tyrion. Truly, shut the fuck up about it. We're not going to get matching "Brains & Bronn" engravings on our chest plates.

I'm an associate of your business partner, Tyrion Lannister. You do remember your business partner don't you?

Been dealing with weak wine and a slow week. Anyone up for a bit of dueling? Winner takes all.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The little blonde bastard is a cunt. #RoastJoffrey

Been north of the wall, fought in hundreds of battles and duels, killed countless men. Walked away clean. Never been married. Fuck that.

Only one death. I still consider this wedding a dull affair.