about to graphic design my way into a raise

Does AppSt use the fucking Purge Horn?

Ahem

App St getting App St'd

Golfing Rocky is a fantastic start USF Athletics so let's keep that momentum

This one, uh, ain't gonna age well

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

I was put on this earth to eat butter tarts and write niche regional jokes about Atlantic Canada, and goddammit I'm all out of butter tarts

God damn it

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Happy to clarify this one for you, coach. The Bible doesn't say what you think it says about abortion. Here's what it actually says: jasonkirk.fyi/p/everything-t…

Hey maybe the guy that's been repeatedly & credibility accused of banging kids might have banged some kids

It's always a good sign when you and your buddies have had so many sex scandals drop *in one day* that you can't keep track of them.

Are you looking? Have you tried walking in and handing them your resume? Networking?

"Too much money, too few brains"

I have told you FOR YEARS this is who Tony Dungy is

Haaaaaaaaa

So mad I'm just now seeing this absolute masterpiece