SeizureSalad 🧠 (@seizuresalad314) 's Twitter Profile
SeizureSalad 🧠

@seizuresalad314

Brain Surgery Avoider · Ultra-Marathon Urban Hiker · Lifter of Heavy Things · Seattle Tech Cliché · Plant Hoarder · Artist · Petter of All the Dogs

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I’m hearing so many people cite conflict of interest as the reason physicians shouldn’t own hospitals. This also happens to be the main strategy the American Hospital Association used to lobby Congress to ban POHs in the Affordable Care Act, paving the way for the consolidated

SeizureSalad 🧠 (@seizuresalad314) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've been posting my urban hike photo dumps to the Seattle subreddit for years, and this one is my favorite. Tribute to WeRateDogs in the title. :) reddit.com/r/Seattle/comm…

SeizureSalad 🧠 (@seizuresalad314) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In case anyone was wondering what my seizures are like. Fun fact: untreated, these cause the same amount of cumulative brain damage (in my case hippocampal sclerosis) as grand mal seizures.

Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_d) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!

NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
SeizureSalad 🧠 (@seizuresalad314) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This place is really weird on the weekends. And by weird I mean more toxic and angry. It's the weekend, people. Go the fuck outside.

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Swung by Uwajimaya with my friend Aaron and guyse - look at all these gumball machines. I haven’t seen these in decades. So fancy now.

Swung by Uwajimaya with my friend Aaron and guyse - look at all these gumball machines. 
I haven’t seen these in decades. So fancy now.
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This MRI actually has a fascinating story behind it. She had a stroke in the womb and doctors expected her to be physically nonfunctional. Turned out her brain able to compensate for the damage, allowing her to not only walk but to run. Plasticity is an amazing thing.

SeizureSalad 🧠 (@seizuresalad314) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you deliberately select your outfit to make it MRI-friendly but they make you change into hospital garb anyway. 🤨 Brain’s still in there tho. Can’t say the same for most people around here.

When you deliberately select your outfit to make it MRI-friendly but they make you change into hospital garb anyway. 🤨
Brain’s still in there tho. Can’t say the same for most people around here.