My ex inlaws team loses in game 3 of CWS, and my hockey team wins the Stanley Cup the same day? I get married 7/6. 2024 is Shrimps best summer ever!

Plot: After spending 2 decades in jail Mr. The Plague becomes a legit CISO and has to build a red team.

The macho-shrimp returned to Vegas, and this year I won the belt! If you wanna come for the macho-shrimp next year, just remember, the cream of the crop always rises..... #defcon #defcon32 #w00c0n3

🏁 WE ARE BACK in '25! 🏁 🏆Training: 4.1-2 kernelcon.org/training 🚦Con: 4.3-4 🔀 New venue: Hilton downtown Omaha kernelcon.org/venue 🏎️ Dont fall behind the grid! Practice thread safety and reg now reg.kernelcon.org 🏎️ OPEN CFP! kernelcon.org/open-calls

I'm really looking forward to teaching my new Advanced Offensive Tooling tooling class at kernelcon next year!

🔔New Training Announcement!🔔 We are proud to be providing our OFFENSE FOR DEFENSE training course with Tim Medin @timmedin.bsky.social 🇺🇦 and @hackandbackpack for kernelcon next year! Registration is open: redsiege.com/o4d-kernelcon Another chance to join us for a 2 day course specialized course

Judging who's slide is it anyway for another year at Wild West Hackin' Fest Whose Slide Is It Anyway?

If youre curious to the answer of "how fast can a shrimp do spark plugs on a car he's never worked on in 18 degrees?" Its 11 minutes from opening the garage to closing it

Anyone who was planning on attending shmoocon but had to back out last minute have a badge for sale? Asking for a me

If you're at #shmoocon and see me, feel free to say hi. I'm the guy in #w00w00 hat with the service dog in a grey bag

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As of this morning, kernelcon is officially underway, and this year, since the theme is racing and race conditions, i offered up my TTU/TTX track car as a part of the ambiance. If you're at #kernelcon make sure to check it out!

Wrapped & Washed! Take an extra lap around the con to find the car we drove in!

Getting to take Jayson E. Street 💙 🤗💛 through the twisties north of omaha wasn't on my bingo card for this week, but im about to do it for the second time in 2 hours and goddamn am i here for it.

Why yes I did do a #DuckArmyInvasion while I was at kernelcon thanks Intercontinental champ SecurityShrimp for the perfect place for it! 😁

I hate to do this to people but it was done to me a long time ago and lives rent free in my head so enjoy You will never be able to look HackerOne s name and not be able to think hackerone with out pronouncing it like macaroni Also you are now breathing manually