Cade & them Capital Management, L.P.

anyone after speaking with me for more than a couple minutes

The girl in the Malibu Farm trucker hat and shearling coat is not going to save you btw

I got detention this week for asking my financial literacy teacher why they should be allowed to teach the class if they couldn't pull out ten racks rn

So annoying when you and bro just be chilling and he reminds you of some shit like how your worst sin is that you've destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

Kirkland team...

Yeah I'm sorry I can't join the call I'm super underwater. Still have half of Sadie's snapstory to get through and haven't even started on Livvy or Breckie's yet

Instant front runner for most influential video of the year

'AirTag found moving with you'

so you're saying someone has a crush on me?

Had a dream where I killed 4 people in self defense, last night was a movie!

Is it just me or is everyone lowkey moving in silence this week??

Opening up the model

Unfortunately I've had to start taking the long way to work (or stay home altogether) in order to avoid being bullied by roving packs of Stuyvesant High kids

Snow is falling in NYC which means I will be carefully evaluating all instagram stories posted over the next two hours and determining which one is the cutest. Late entries will not be reviewed. Good luck ladies

Every private equity principal after doing a couple decent deals

If your boyfriend doesn't work on an oil rig that's your girlfriend

Get ready with me for LeBron’s bday