Imagine being a professional squash player. People will ask you what you do for a living and you’d say “I squash”

Nike really shouldn’t just assume that people are going to do something good when they say “Just Do It!”

Lil Wayne is the king of dad jokes

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Tom Brady good at sport

That didn't take long. 😳

You ever take a fat nap and when you wake up you feel like you’re in a different dimension

Holy Family goalie Mark Tobin from the parking lot in the final minute. (via Holy Family Tigers)

Your 27 just eat the damn onions

Will Smith smacks Chris Rock, a breakdown

@SAINTDIAVOLO same energy

help

Pete Rose tells the story about the time he hit a “cock-high fastball” because “no shit” x.com/MrMatthewCFB/s…

I love when people start drinking their soda before they realize we are card only and i have to chop off their pinky finger

Ariana Grande is this generation’s Courtney Love

Alec Bohm couldn’t hold in his laughter on this national anthem lol #HomeRunDerby