Are we STILL all pretending Ronaldo is good at football? Is Putin paying us or what?

I massively don't care if he only did this for the photo op. Nice photo op to want! Proper geezer

Aileen Cannon?

So Harold got shot in the face then William had to abdicate?

Call me Robespierre. But if you stand for election on one clearly defined albeit imperfect set of positions and start voting against those same positions two weeks later didn't you lie to your constituents?

British ocean liner is "completely unsinkable"

Could we set Uranus on fire to steal its hidden diamonds? newscientist.com/article/244082…

I'll pass, thanks

Never even liked tennis anyway.

He loves tennis. You see it in every step in every stroke. Tennis and life will forever be better because he loves them

Un pour tous, tous pour un ! La France.

Colleague points out that a lot of flights in and out of Tehran airport all been delayed until 8 am or after. A precaution presumably in case other things in the air later tonight.

Did ... Putin write this?

Quoi! Ils mangent les chiens, voire ils mangent les chats, Mais qui ose se nourrir d'un tel funeste repas?

Terror only works if you think you can't kill the bad guy by ringing his pager

I feel seen

Goa would like a word

Of course when they say they'll end the rule of law they don't mean the end of the rule of _property_ law, do they mummy?