Very disappointed that Liz Truss's husband isn't called Matt.

Dear Tory Party Members. All I'm saying is, with hindsight, maybe it wasn't the best idea to choose the candidate who came last in all the debates, and who everyone who wants you to lose the next election told you they wanted you to choose.

Just nipped out to pick my daughter up from school. How many new chancellors have I missed?

I see the I'm a Celebrity public vote is not going as expected.

Our defence should be more attacking down the offside midfield, so the wingbacks can dominate up front on the touchline of the penalty spot #WalesvsEngland

In my day we used to find Christmas presents hidden in the back of Mum and Dad's wardrobe. This year my kids have found the Christmas Presents spreadsheet hidden in my OneDrive folder.

All I'm saying is, maybe 'priceless' is not the best word to describe a letter that sold for £40. bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

I was nominated by Steve Hyett 1. Post the cover of a great album, no need to say why 2. Nominate 6 people to do the same 3. Tag them in a post Pope Leo XIV Jacob Rees-Mogg Larry the Cat Ali Bongo Ondimba Emmanuel Macron Peppa Pig Official

Bloody hell, they've replaced one of the football shows with a repeat of Bargain Hunt. If it's the episode I was on, I'm pulling out and Russ Styler can do it on his own #IStandWithGaryLineker

This caller removes any doubt on the Lineker/1930's Germany thing.

I hereby claim the award for picking up today's most ironic lost item.

Quote with celebs you've been told you look like. And 10 points if you have 4 people who look less like each other than this.

Twitter just showed me a video of a massive dog violently attacking a puppy in a restaurant. This was the opt out option for me to avoid being offered similar content in the future ...

1976. Joanna Lumley was one of the first celebrities to take up vaping.

Good to see Jerry Sadowitz uncancelled for Glastonbury #GunsNRoses

Dear 'Your TV Licence expires today' scammers. Have you ever thought that I might be more likely to believe those emails if you didn't send me 6 of them every day? Also, sending them from a .jp email address probably doesn't help.

For the exit poll, let's all pretend that we voted Conservative. Pass it on ...

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

If Labour increased their seat number by the same percentage as the Lib Dems, they would have won every single seat in Parliament twice.

Nigel Farage MP UK voters were asked whether they wanted to change our parliamentary election system in a 2011 referendum and overwhelmingly opted to stick with first-past-the-post; are you suggesting we should ask again in case they've changed their minds?