Searching Maslow's hierarchy for more things to privatize

Like she even fucking cares

Who up listening to Fleetwood Mac's Rumors? They sure don't make albums built entirely on piles of miserable lies and cocaine like they used to.

Got a whole cum dragon thing going on over at skeetopia

*chopping off a finger for every time a TYT person becomes a right-wing grifter* Holy fuck, I'm gonna need more hands

[Guy who always gets way too excited to hear breaking glass] Holy shit, did you hear that!?!? Do you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is here?!?!

Genuinely surprised no one has said this yet

"and I'll debate anybody on that." Challenge accepted.... unless of course you are all hat and no cattle, Jimmy Dore

*rolls eyes knowingly* Look, Man, I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes you're just gonna have to pick some poop outta butts.

[Boofing so much instant coffee I can vibrate through walls voice] I am going to BECOME the Witcher

Save scumming gwent games cuz I'm gonna be a demigod who doesn't give a ffuuuuuukkkkk

Oh they're still doing spaces over here huh?

[Screaming out as I am sucked into a fire tornado during a hurricane in the midwest] IT WAS THE CHINESE LAZERS WHAT DONE THIS TO ME

[Working security at the man-made horrors factory] Buddy, they don't even let me comprehend them

"As a centrist-" Lemme stop you right there you disgusting no opinion having spineless shit, go back and sit right on your fucking fence, you're not invited to discourse

Imaging the first psycho who saw a horse and was like, " I'ma fucking climb up on that thing and make it take me places"

Okay, here's the thing, though: is I will listen to Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates as many times as I goddamn please

Imagine if you shot lasers out your genitals and you wanted everyone to call you Crotch Shot but they all laughed and called you Plasma Puss and you were all like "lasers and plasma aren't even the same thing" Just something to think about