The shade?!?! Love it

Happy 21st of September!! 🎉🎉🎉 It’s officially Earth, Wind & Fire Day! Reply with a dance gif to keep the celebration going 💃🏾🕺🏿 earthwindandfire.lnk.to/listen

every 10 likes ill make his forehead longer

Melee > Ultimate

quick thread on how to *actually* read a smart contract (even if you're not a dev!)

Shout out to Blue Moon Brewing Co . Big fan of opening a beer after a long day of work, taking one sip. Getting a piece of glass to tear up my mouth. Getting it lodged. Coughing it up. Cough up blood all the way to the ER. That one sip was pretty good otherwise.

We’re aware of an issue causing message failures and are working on a fix. Apologies for the disruption & thx for hanging tight! dis.gd/status

time to go outside everyone

Fuck it, I identify as a child, let me go compete in a Youth Basketball Tournament. I’m about to crush all these little mfers dreams.

Found this cool rock on a hike today so I brought it home

you can’t flirt irl in sf because everyone is wearing airpods

when @apple gonna let me 🤡 react to peoples iMessages HUH.

I was spared. Life is good.

Tony Hawk 😭😭

rt if your activity status has ever betrayed you

in case u need to lose a boner fast

MnK is for writing emails and doing office work. Controller is for gaming

The best thing about zoom meetings is being able to end the meeting for all so no one is allowed to keep dragging it out.

I bet people who illegally streamed Logan Paul vs Dillon Danis want their money back.

All the news organizations and online media outlets are saying not to look at the eclipse. What are they hiding? Another big pharma ploy to shill vitamin D im sure.