As both a Hearts and Newcastle fan - I cannot express how happy this makes me. Sunderland might struggle to win a single game in the Premier League. That was like we were playing Hamilton or Stirling. Hilariously awful.

I'm insanely lucky that, despite the horrific two weeks I've just had, I was able to get a new job in days due to the sector I work in being reasonably specialised. It is terrifying to see the shit my friends and others generally have to put up with just trying to get *a* job.

Handing in your notice to a company you hate is a top three feeling ever.

21st year of coming here, 22nd season. Can't remember a season where I've been this excited at the start of it. Come on.

STREAM SCHEDULE FOR MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!! (My birthday is on Monday the 11th but I'm not streaming then so we're celebrating on Friday the 8th, shush, it's fine). I have had a shite 3 weeks. Let's have a laugh this week - no clue what we'll do each night, will decide on the day!

Do not go into Edinburgh this weekend if you're not going to Oasis. I'm currently on Prince's Street. I may not get back home tonight.

LIVE NOW FOR MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION! My birthday is Monday. We're celebrating now. Don't question it - come and celebrate me turning even older right now with some Modded Minecraft; a modpack I've never played before! Link is in my bio or just search 'ScottishTotodile'!

28 today. Officially in my prime as a footballer. Heartbreaking that the Bloom revolution is underway at Hearts now as last season - I'd absolutely have gotten a game!

STREAM SCHEDULE Due to plans on Wednesday, we're back tomorrow night with more of the Skyrim Permadeath Thanehood challenge! Then on Friday; we begin Firewatch for 'Indie Friday' and finish out with the return of the Johto shiny hunt - see you then!

I'm an idiot. There are no plans on Wednesday. We will be live tomorrow as normal instead, apologies 😅

LIVE NOW We are, finally, back with the 'No Death, Thane in every hold' Skyrim challenge! And I've been a bit glitchy...let's see what happens! Link is in my bio or just search 'ScottishTotodile' on Twitch!

This is cool as fuck, wish we could see more of this. Two people that actually give a shit about their art.

OBS KEEPS CRASHING AGAIN. I'M TRYING TO FIX IT. STREAM MAY BE DELAYED AS A RESULT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No matter what I do. I get this. No docks. So loaded sources in any of my scenes. Nothing. It's fucking infuriating. I'll be back on Sunday as I'm going to go back to Streamlabs but it means I need to set all of that up again. So sorry folks.

This man created Bullet Club.

LIVE NOW We are, finally, back streaming and we're starting Firewatch! Link is in my bio or just search 'ScottishTotodile' on Twitch 😊

That was a fucking blast. Due to how much of a nightmare streaming has been over the past few months, I was worried overhauling my entire software would create more issues but it was great. Thank you all; now that we're over the worst - let's smash the end of the year!

STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK We're gonna finish Firewatch tomorrow night so if you were there on Sunday, please try and be there tomorrow night - as long as you're able! Then on Friday, mystery stream! No stream on Sunday due to the bloody pro wrestling! See you there 💜

As if Hangman Adam Page has had to experience the hell of ScotRail.

Sometimes wrestling is really complicated and takes a lot of time, thought and planning for something to work. Other times wrestling is really simple and you just put two cool motherfuckers together and let them run. This is the latter. Brodido are class.