I snapped Constantine! Play #OctoplusSNAP for a chance to win a BYD Dolphin from Octopus Energy.

Let the trans athletes compete with actual women in sports like snooker but to let them beat up women in combat sports is absolutely scandalous.

My wife at 3AM: I think I heard one of the kids Me: No way, they are asleep *looks at baby monitor*

Everyone refreshing Twitter to see what Jermaine Jenas has been sacked for! 🫣

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

Tune.

Hi Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸, I’ve just asked AI to show me what you looked like as a baby. How accurate is this image? Thank you.

Hello. My name is Scott and I’m a big fan of the new LORD FLACKO JODYE II (A$AP Rocky) video. That’s all for now. youtu.be/5URefVYaJrA?si…

I’ll take the Manchester show whenever you have a minute please matey.

I’ve just found out my parents have swapped Yorkshire Tea to Typhoo Tea and I’m currently trying to figure out how to take myself off the will.

The British Empire was, in some ways, a force for good. In many places it occupied it: -raised the standard of living -developed infrastructure -promoted education It also single-handedly ended slavery for much of the world…🧵(thread)

Hard to believe hospital food still gets a hard time when they put out this Michelin quality snap.

Talk about commitment eh? Pip

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People still share their Wordle scores yeah? Yeah? Hello? Wordle 1,307 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Official Clarksons lager review. A tasty fruity affair. Not a bad drop at all for £4.80. 8.5/10 End of official review. For now.

Folks all I will say is…well you’ll get the gist!!👇🤷‍♂️

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#tramlines #fringe Old boys aren’t all that.