What a way to bring in the New Year. Thank you @highlandermac72, until the next time

Tired. Sore. Finally home. Was it worth it? It always is.

I've done nothing since I got home but sleep, play video games and pick dry blood out of my head #LivingTheDream

If Fred Schneider doesn't drive this I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Best. Baseball Slide. Ever.

This time I unreservedly do not apologise for breaking the things

Hey Google, describe deathmatch wrestling using only Max Payne Quotes

All this talk about Kong but how many banging songs has he released? youtu.be/AgEPJRWfP7c

Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face. Or the mouth. Or the dick. Y'know, whatever the circumstances fit.

The Return of the Fucking King

It's just a jump to the left...

Accurate

I've been stewing on this one for a little bit. Normal service will resume shortly.

youtu.be/wnrvWXvN78Y

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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