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Indestructible Egg

@scottsoar

Professional cockpuddle, Occasional beeroholic, Full-Time chunderfuck ๐Ÿ‘Œ #COYI #WHTID โšฝ Movie nerd ๐ŸŽฅ Retro lover ๐ŸŽฎ Metalhead \m/ Enjoy life peeps ๐Ÿ‘

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calendar_today10-04-2012 16:03:31

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Apparently, the greatest songs are written while under the influence of hardcore drink & drugs...Well world, get ready to have your tits blown clean off ๐Ÿ‘

Apparently, the greatest songs are written while under the influence of hardcore drink & drugs...Well world, get ready to have your tits blown clean off ๐Ÿ‘
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Re: the Ballon d'Or twerk "controversy." Inappropriate comment? Possibly. Sexist comment? No. Sit down Snowflake brigade...Back to as you were World ๐Ÿ‘

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Honestly, some of the HD/4K split screen comparison posts I've seen doing the rounds lately are ridiculously doctored. They might as well just post it like this...

Honestly, some of the HD/4K split screen comparison posts I've seen doing the rounds lately are ridiculously doctored. 
They might as well just post it like this...
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Couldn't find a pic from 2009 to do the #10YearChallenge, but I did manage to obtain one of me from 36 years ago ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ

Couldn't find a pic from 2009 to do the #10YearChallenge, but I did manage to obtain one of me from 36 years ago ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
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So here it is, the moment no-one has been waiting for...You'll laugh, you'll cry (when you realize it's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back)...In fact, you'll wonder why the fuck I even bothered. Anyway...My latest masterpiece ๐Ÿ‘€ Enjoy ๐Ÿ‘ youtu.be/wA8p9Wk7GkI

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That #Expedition show on U&Dave fronted by every housewives favourite knicker-moistener, Steve Backshall, is some quality viewing ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ

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Coronavirus mass panic really taking the piss. No fucking soap in shops cos every cunt has bought in bulk...Reboot of Crimewatch will pretty much be "Police need help to find the man that broke into 80 year old Edna Scrubhard's house and stole all her hand wash & anti-bac gel"