If a person can be judged by the company they keep then how the hell was that not an alarm bell, they’re treating us like idiots #StarmerOut

And the Seed Tats are in ra shoaps. You may really need to be of a certain age to get this one. #Thursday

Re chips wrapped in newspaper in news cue a long footie bus trip home wi nae toilet on the bus and when the bus did stop out in the wilds the who’s still got a chip paper” cry would ring out. Never underestimate the low hygiene bar of a travelling footie fan in dire need.#Friday

You’re hurtling down a Ski Slope at 130kph and you’re thinking I need to get faster I mean how the hell do you do that kudos to every mental one of them #Olympics2026

It’s a helluva thing when the most consistently loyal resident of Downing Street is Larry the Cat. Having said that no surprise, cats are cool #CatsOfTwitter

And the Manager has the full support of the committee best of luck then Keir #Labour

Sir Keir, to promote one person with a friend who is a criminal may be unfortunate but to promote two is a pattern. Your judgment isn’t good enough #Starmer

There’s something wrong when the team hypochondriac is the only one who isn’t unwell. Mair coughing in ra Pub yesterday than in a double entendres convention. #Sunday

In for pre op , a hand thing, BP 120/76. Textbook. Such is the power of shutting out all the incessant white noise around us. Tad callous you say, nope survival technique. Oh and did I say I’ll soon be 71. Yep I’m blawing my own trumpet #Monday

Re Epstein, in the UK a member of the Royal Family arrested, think about that, a senior Government Official sacked and in the US 1 woman has been arrested and sentenced 5 years ago, time to catch up guys #EpsteinFiles2026 #PrinceAndrew

Oh I’d love to see his face when dodgy Andrew first hears, “ my names big Stan but you can call me Susan oh and pass the soap wont you please lover” #PrinceAndrew #EpsteinFiles2026

Oh the grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men, well he will in Wormwood Scrubs anyway #EpsteinFiles2026

I turned 71 today which, bearing in mind I was surprised to turn 21 is a big deal for me. I guess though it’s just like diarrhoea, it’s all in your genes. #FridayVibes

New release: Devil from Me available now on all major music platforms ditto.fm/devil-from-me via @DittoMusic

Best line I’ve heard so far - The Windsor Crime Family, #EpsteinFiles

In UK the former Ambassador to the US and the man once known as Prince Andrew both arrested meanwhile in the US - #PeterMandelston

Mandelson arrested, there’s gonna be a huge WhatsApp purge in Westminster right now, get every one of them found out and dealt with #EpsteinFiles2026

Things have never been the same since Katie stopped using OXO #wednesdathought

So a large number of Moslems voted for a Party who has a Jewish gay man as its leader. According to excitable sorts that would never happen. Well I never Joe Public made its own mind up. #Greens

Well that’s my dinner tonight screwed the greens are ok but the gammons gone right off #Greens