So, Elon Musk has finally fucked Twitter. Great job, Genius.

Me every time I unlock my phone and see the ‘X’ app icon. #TwitterIsDead

Wondering what to watch this weekend? #Henpocalypse! is unashamedly fun – as any good hen do should be – and is available in full on BBC iPlayer radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/henp…

Lusting after Lauren Boebert just tells me that you would have absolutely thrown yourself into the sea at a single glimpse of mermaid tit. You are not fit to sail on my vessel.

Great advise. I’ve got loads in the spare room that needs sorting out.

Video caption of the year 2023.

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

A few frames from G’wed, a new coming-of-age comedy for ITVX which I served as Director of Photography on. Directed by the super talented Akaash Meeda. The show seems to be going down really well since its release last week. Well done to the wonderful cast and crew. #gwed

Negative use cases: - spreading fake news - meddling in elections - non-consensual corn - faking evidence for court cases - scamming gullible people - creating low effort, soulless „content“ for social media - replacing jobs of artists Positive use cases: - umm… none?

Things You Should Have Done is OUT NOW on BBC iPlayer or if you want to watch weekly like a 1920s housewife it starts tonight 9pm on BBC Three

Proud to have shot episodes 2-6 of this wonderfully bonkers new show.

Incredible news. A real game changer for the North East economy and its TV and film crews of today, and tomorrow. Well done to everyone that pushed for this.

I hadn't realised that when the tree was felled last year it was almost 10 years to the day since we were filming an Episode of Vera around Sycamore Gap. This photo was taken shooting series 3 or 4 in 2013. Still devastated we lost such a regional treasure. #SycamoreGap #Vera

Haven’t posted much since Elon took over & ruined this place. I can’t support him by using this site any longer. This site is a poison. I’ll be on Instagram/Threads and possibly Bluesky. Wishing the best for the World. Peace and love.

But I wanted to call her Daisy