Kids love to take a 2hr drive and make it 5.

“All girls? I’m sorry.” Yes, it’s terrible. We just scream sang the bridge to Death By A Thousand Cuts 4 times in a row.

“Look at how my parents raised me and I turned out fine” -A completely emotionally unavailable man

Is (chat gpt, 2023) an acceptable citation? Asking for me.

Budget is a slur.

Girl math is spending $100 instead of $30 to avoid paying for shipping.

Once they gave me a backup camera it was over. Put me in a vehicle without and people are dying.

A haunted house but it’s just my own brain with my own thoughts.

Mind, body, and spirit feel out of balance when my recent emojis aren’t as they should be.

Hey Jeff Bezos could you plz send one holiday gift guide per child so you don’t start a fucking riot in my house, God knows you have the resources

Just took a vitamin D to help improve my mood instead of drugs and I don’t think I get enough credit for that.

Unwilling to deny myself of anything, except a shopping cart.

Girl math is being unwilling to pay $6.99 for shipping but knowing a daily $8 coffee is a human right.

Praying for all my want the house clean, but don’t want to clean the house girlies.

I don’t like keeping a journal cause there shouldn’t be a record of how insane I am.

What sort of math are these airlines using to calculate rewards miles. 50k mile flight? Babe, I am going to Missouri.

Carrying the mental load of the holidays all by yourself sweetheart?

Fucked around (divorce), found out (shoveling my driveway).

That man in a vest is not your soul mate.

Gone is the $100 day, we are doing $250s.