Wtaf Chris

Whenever my ice cream paint job vine starts trending again so many people will quote it saying stuff like: "I hope she's having a good day" or "I hope she's doing well" and it's honestly the kindest thing. Totally makes my day 🥰💕 Thank you

ok Aug 27th...

Hey loltyler1 I meant what I said! You just gotta let me know

Love chatting with my coworkers 😘✌️

Being included in a college textbook as an example of unethical journalism was not on my bingo card but here we are 🥴💀

Love that I'm still on this hahaha

Taylor Swift should start an escape room business

Unlocking a memory for you… Space Cases

I have decided that I am once again @Twitter’s Employee of the Month. This will stand through November. Thank you, jack. #OneTeam

Hey perfume commercials, maybe do something a little crazy and… I don’t know… DESCRIBE THE SCENT

Me showing off my new nails

HES BACK BABYYYY

Whenever someone asks me why I left news I’m just going to refer them to this thread.

My twin uncles ran the Nashville Marathon dressed as UPS delivery workers

Maybe that 47 that she kept repeating was for the number of album variants