Wilkie Collins may have written the best-ever ending to a novel (from The Haunted Hotel)

O meteorito na tuga

if you like an NPR Music tiny desk you’ll love a king's co-op bookstore big counter

The Vance campaign provided the Wall Street Journal with a police report to prove their claims about cat-eating Haitians in Springfield. The WSJ spoke to the woman who filed it, who said she later found her cat alive and well in her basement. She also apologized to her Haitian

PayPal’s bland logo redesign was inevitable

this ridiculous cut to fallon

STEVEN SPIELBERG is asked a great question about Close Encounters of the Third Kind which blows his mind on Inside The Actors Studio.

Haaaa holy shit

This might be the best sensory meme ever 🤣

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

Italian pizza is good, New York pizza is good, Chicago pizza is good, Detroit pizza is good. We need to stop fighting and unite to destroy our common enemy: Pennsylvania.

nobody’s ever dunked on babies this hard and never will

I just found out that Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's incredible 1/2

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My mom: That hike almost killed me! Apple’s AI summary:

fascinated by young pop stans so invested in cold corporate hyper-professionalism that they don't even seem aware that more rebellious and messy versions of stardom have existed, or are vastly preferable to many people

Superman is about immigration. X-Men is about diversity and civil rights. Star Wars is about fighting facism. Star Trek is about equality. If you enjoy these fandoms you are inherently reading progressive stories. The good guys always fight nazis and billionaire villians.

Tom Cruise famously has been buying some co-stars skydiving lessons as wrap gifts for years and it would be very funny yet also on brand if this was a secret years-long ploy to create the next generation of the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE stars