I would never treat my wife like that! #MAFSAU

These fish are actually my best friends.

This has gotta be one of the most boring finales I have ever seen

Liz, R U OK?

Lol... dry July... just imagine

Welcome to FY23 you dumb sluts!

It's not your job!

I have a confessuon to make: I am/was the very hungry caterpillar.

I stand with the ppl of USA. #putoutyourfoetus

Did you know a subway footlong can weigh as much as 30 rhinos?

Prediction: My Spotify wrapped 2022 - 1st. Celine Dion.

It doesn't matter where I am, if the toilet water is blue I feel safe.

Take me to the prayer room!

Of all the magnets on all the fridges in all the world...

As the worm longs for streams of water, so I long for you, O God Psalm 42:1

I can't smell this basil. I think I have herb immunity!

Survey: which premier do you want to deepthroat?

Mr Frydenburg has been pretty quiet since getting Covid. Did he die?

If you ever invite me to a gender reveal party I will use your baby as a sock puppet!

Cher's clumped bottom lashes in the believe video were way ahead of their time!