Daily reminder that Mercury is a clown.

Mercury is /still/ a clown.

Sorry, what’d you say? Couldn’t hear you over the circus music.

Weird. Thought you liked kicking puppies.

How poetic. Anyway, I like seeing you like this. It’s kinda pathetic? I should leave you with Ruby more often.

The things I do for Cinder...

... .. Nice collar. Snrk-.

I love this. I love this. .... I LOVE this.

No, seriously. This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

𝘚𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰... Neo, huh?

I /hate/ wearing that Haven uniform. The skirt is way too short.

“If I was her, I’d be embarrassed to admit I liked a guy that uses dish soap as body wash too.”

“...?!?! How the hell—? Are you peeping on /me/?!”

I’d sell him for a new top.

No one around to steal from? Boring.

No, it’d actually be really hot if you killed Ruby.

Extremely.

Hey, no. Don’t bring that little idiot near me. Those are YOUR murder charges.