Good Morning, everyone and Happy Tuesday. Day 12 (I think) since my surgery and although I have some pain and can’t do a lot without feeling like death within 7 minutes, I think I’m recovery nicely. Have not ventured out into the world yet but feel safe tucked away inside with

I fully support this. Props to Steve Harvey for doing some solid research that supports my lifestyle.

You heard it here first!! Introducing the new Pennywise

Imagine if your GPS voice was a cholo. “Make a right at the light, foo” or “Orale, you missed the turn, pendajo.

Or a hotdog and beer. Seems more appropriate.

Other Peeps: “When you snooze, you lose.” Me: When I take a nappy, I am happy.”

Or a burger, hotdog, and a beer Remember friends, it’s YOUR American duty! 🫡 Nighty night

Happy 4th of July!

Happy Saturday! It’s 1p and the man and I have been up for exactly 45 min. Our 4 pups actually let us sleep in. I think they knew we had a wild and fun night. Best 4th of July I have had in a LONG time. Now, Mexican food!!!

I feel attacked. 🤣🤣🤣

This is how “gender fluid” folks sound. Take a listen ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Happy Friday!!

1 year and 2 days ago, My handsome fella Grantavius saved Luna from a kill shelter on the day she was set to be put down. She is the best dog in the world. This is all because of a post from Pom. Thanks, Pom. Luna's a great pupper. She has an amazing life.

Hey, y'all. Gryphon needs some good thoughts and prayers. He's a solid dude, and he's going through some rough stuff right now. I bet some messed-up memes might cheer him up a little bit.

Well played, Astronomer, well played. 👏👏👏👏

Do you think Trump is the funniest President?

The audacity!!! 🤣🤣🤣

A cool 80 degrees and rainy in the Panhandle. Feels a little like Fall and I’m totally here for it.

Long John Silver’s opened in our town today (we used to have 3) and by lunch, a brawl occurred. Guess someone was really hungry.

Happy Sunday!