“Sure looks like you did.” Takes up his coffee again and downs the rest.

If you’re too 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑 to know— don’t let me know you’re stupid by 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔. Just /a c t/ like you don’t know.

“Now 𝑤ℎ𝑦 would I do that?” He asked seriously.

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘. “You threw cake at me.”

Case in point.

You mean 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑡 words.

“So you say.”

“You 𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑑— I k n o w you did. I could see it on your face.”

And the only insult you know is 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑟. Which makes you a 𝑑𝑖𝑝𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡.

You would. Cause you are one.

YOU THREW CAKE AT ME!

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Then lied right to my face about it.

The glitter was me. See? I can lie too.

𝒀𝒆𝒔. It was okay for you to lie.

Don’t disturb him. He’s having his coffee—

Want your enemies to disappear 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟? Then damn do I have a /d e a l/ for you. I’m available any time to 𝐞𝐚𝐭 your enemies for the low price of owing me a favour or 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡. How 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒑 is that? (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

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