"Sexy" = I want you. "Pretty" = I like you. "Beautiful" = I love you.

Oh, you're forever alone? You're right, you're never going to find love and you're going to die with 76 cats. #DumbBitch

You take pictures of yourself tanning? Oh damn, aren't you just the hottest little slut out there. Skin cancers waiting for you! #DumbBitch

Aye bitches, who wants me to reach 50 followers by 4:00?! LET'S DO IT.

You can convince people to go anywhere with the promise of free food.

The awkward moment when your denied a highfive

So you're in 7th grade, been dating some dude for 2 months and he says he wants to marry you? Yeah, I'm sure he's serious. #DumbBitch

You're going to go get wasted with you're friends for a girls night? Yeah I'm sure you won't get laid. #DumbBitch

"Omg you're so pretty!!" yeah I doubt that's what you're really thinking...oh and I hate you. #DumbBitch

Stop trusting all the douchebags, he obviously isn't gonna stay if all he wants is to get wasted and head. #DumbBitch

Oh silly girl, I don't give a fuck what you think about me. #DumbBitch

If I had 100 followers, I would give them all unicorns.

I see a girl in the mall. Already don't like her.

Walking to a store by yourself and seeing a group of girls and automatically thinking "Lol I bet they're all sluts" #allthetime

Everyone judges, some just don't admit it. COME ON PEOPLE BE REAL

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.