I am half convinced cats are aliens

When $ tell you he has a virus

Burrito places should do punch cards

All the members of the Christian frat down the street are running around the block holding their Bibles...why...?

Lazy Sunday 💤

How do I become the Simon Cowell of cat shows?

"I grew that dank shit! Homegrown" -Josh to our cat after getting her high on catnip

"Go to the coffee houses and look for the guys wearing berets. Those are the philosophers!" -Professor quote of the day

No St. Mary's, I will not donate money. Do you realize how much of my money you've already gotten? And now I'm a poor college student. No.

Nap time 💕

Finished Danial season 2 in less than a day...can't wait for season 3 🙏🙏

In need of wine

Day one in Seattle 💙

HA. Why would anyone want to say goodbye to the MPR?!

Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

You know you're having a low moment when you're 20 and are watching Glee

“I want all of the girls watching here now to know, that a new day is on the horizon.” Oprah Winfrey accepts the 2018 Cecil B. de Mille award. #GoldenGlobes