Two weeks ago, my wife Heather suffered a series of strokes and needed emergency brain surgery. She spent a week in the ICU, and she now struggles to walk. She can no longer work. She's only 38 years old. Please help support our family as Heather recovers. gofundme.com/f/heather039s-…

When you laugh, it makes me feel bubbly inside. 💕

I'm just gonna use this every once in a while to remind everyone who's brain is being an asshole today.

Back in the Sephora days, where I was paid sh!t to sell very expensive products to people who love them. My nickname was Snow, because my last name is White, and I all too often did the beige//nude eyeshadow and bright red lipstick. Being pale, well... it worked.

Feeling aquatic. At least I'm home now.

You're welcome, little coffee cup.

Cosmetics-loving Friendos, ask me about your fave products!

PSA:

Because there's no reason not to be. A tonne of my friends are trans, and they just want to live their lives peacefully and awesomely. Leave 'em alone. #WhyImATransAlly

Reader's Choice is on. One of my best friends is being nominated. Give her a vote: thespec.com/readerschoice/…

Whoospiedoodle! It's Refresh Spa 🌿

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 4 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 4 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).