#ilovecoorsfield

Let’s Go Avs!! #AvsFanCam

Compared to a Special Olympian?!?

Why does emoji skin color default to jaundice?

Harrisburg AR--Home of the buy a double wide get an above ground pool for free #politicallyincorrect #nextstopjuddhill

It's a sad life when you've replaced nightly ice cream w nightly eye cream. #gettingoldsucks

Lester for governor #modotcares

It took the whole army to hold that flag up. #ocanada

Not bad for Cy Young winner! RT Matt L. Stephens: Jake Arrieta. 3-2 count. 2 outs. BOOM! 2-run HR.

Until tomorrow RT Darren Rovell: Smylie Kaufman lives w/his parents & drives a 2008 Nissan Murano.

My good deed for the day, helping Sports Authority go out of business

#prayforpat

I bought an 8 pc tool set today, I know how to use the drill and the flashlight! #thankgodforyoutube

I need boxes to move...solution: buy stuff on Amazon.

Does #Mariah still get paid for that?!? #dickclarknye

Embarrassing.

Make them pay Bonfield

First of many! #boldnation

There is joy in changing the 5 am alarm clock to 7. #summer

I think I dance better than Keith Urban 😳