don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

I used to feel like a failure if I didn't have plans on a Saturday night, but tonight I made focaccia dough and put it in the fridge to rise slowly overnight, took an early shower and put my pajamas back on, and I'm so content, like a little mouse in a shoe

He's the most precious boy in the world. He's made of spun sugar and glass and cotton candy

I miss my husband (baseball) I wish he'd come back from the mines (the off-season)

never mistake my kindness for weakness. my weakness is a whole different unrelated thing that i am very ashamed of

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

IT'S DA PITT DAY WELCOME BACK TO DA PITT EVERYONE

OHHHH MY GOD MY SHIP

I EXPECT FIVE (5) REUNION FICS ON MY DESK TOMORROW MORNING

"Omg why would an ER doctor ride a motorcycle without a helmet" we need to open the schools immediately

So this sucks

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

WHO'S COMING WITH ME

Welp Primate is certainly a film about a monkey that kills people

Need the evil to be defeated this evening

Hudson are you looking for an age inappropriate date for any other awards shows

Someone tell Apatow he's not hosting

the golden globes hired the best bar mitzvah DJ money could buy

Don't mind me just an adult woman with healthy coping mechanisms taking pictures of her television

the perfect photo doesn't ex–