On behalf of the Elite League, we want to wish Liam Kirk the very best of luck in today’s NHL Draft. Fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻

Fabulous Victory Guys! Now Blow the Bloody Doors Off on Wednesday.

Happy birthday to the creator of MINI - a man who altered the future of the #ClassicMini. #JohnCooper

I see Jeremy Hunt, a star in May's cabinet, referred to his wife as "Japanese ", while speaking in Beijing She is, in fact, Chinese I sympathise. I often refer to my wife as " Japanese ", when she was, in fact, born on the Isle of Sheppey. It's a mistake that's easily made...

When people say “I’ll have the tuna pizza please” and it’s really difficult to not punch them in the fuckin face

MISSING: Anthony Martial. Last Seen: On the run in France If Found: Please call José 07865 234 289 Reward: Phil Jones on a free transfer

Cutting through the night, the Union Jack rear lights of the new #MINI3Door and #MINI5Door are unmissable #design icons.

#LiveUnfiltered with the roof down like xav_jcw here in the gorgeous #BritishRacingGreen. bit.ly/MINIAugust11

RT if you’ve seen this screen more than 500 times in your life

Honest answers: — “Been up to much?” “I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again” — “Did you have fun?” “I tried” — “How have you been?” “Mostly bored and tired” — “Work going okay?” “No idea” — “Are you sure?” “Never” — “Did you get my text?” “Sure did”

If you want to spend £400 on an oven that doesn’t work and £80 on fitting may I suggest a Hotpoint UK from AO it only takes 1 hour to cook an 8 minute garlic bread! Been told nothing wrong with it ! Well I’m not an engineer but it doesn’t work !!!

The one time washing up is something to look forward to. Thank you for the inspiration Dave Checkley. #MINILove

Happy birthday Only Fools and Horses! 37 years ago today, the first ever episode was released... It would go on to be the greatest British comedy of all time!

On this day 32 years ago, The Longest Night aired for the first time We got to meet the legend know as The Shadow

Ways to look busy: 1. Turn up later than everyone else but rush into the office looking annoyed 2. Act like spending half an hour in the toilet has annoyed you 3. Rush around with an open laptop looking annoyed 4. Get annoyed at a printer 5. Just generally look annoyed

Sunday plans: Eat biscuits Look at rain Tell other people to look at rain Say “it’s still raining” Sip of tea Repeat

Sheffield you was and always will be BIBLICAL go easy you mad heads LG x

Cheerful midweek thought.

A final for the ages... 🏆 Luke Littler 🆚 Michael van Gerwen

honestly didn’t expect this at all… genuinely had no idea what to expect after taking a break for so long so be seeing this tour sell out faster than any tour i’ve ever played is the most incredible surreal feeling ❤️ thank you to every single one of you who got a ticket and