are you even a horror/fantasy/thriller writer if you haven't googled things that get you helplines as the first result

my daughter made her own jeopardy game but could only think of one topic 😂

maybe you should just write that unhinged little novel you want to see in the world

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

the weekend's here

Let’s get 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸

huge day

What a gorgeous cover! And a Mexican Gothic comp? I would read this in a heartbeat 📚

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

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you actually can edit a blank page. you just shouldn't. not if you want reality to remain as it was written

snoopy image of the day

Merry Kirbmas to all! 🎄

All my plans for the rest of the year look like this

“maybe I’ll do some writing between christmas and new year” Between christmas and new year:

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

me as a detective: ok wait omg