Hahahahaha. As always South Park doesn’t miss.

Like we needed a whole episode reminding us why without him this show absolutely blows now.

14-year-old daughter couldn’t find any friends who wanted to go to the Vampire Weekend show tomorrow, so she asked me.

In Atlanta and watching severe wx coverage in KC. You can’t take the news nerd out of me. At least I don’t have to deal with the angry phone calls any more.

It wasn’t long enooooouuugh. 😭

I know Jenn Perez (Bates) is as excited as I am.

feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show

This is the end.

We’re all just lying to our nails techs.

This is so cool and Abby is awesome!

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Watching the #BillyJoel documentary: Billy Joel: “and I had never really had a vacation. So I was talking to my friend Paul Simon who said why don’t you go to this place in the Caribbean called St. Barts. I’d never heard of it.” … …. Me: *whispers* enter Christie Brinkley.

finally, a film account with real standards

Had the most amazing MANGO sourdough bread at a KC farmers market. Hear me out here: Who’s Afraid of Little Old Maaango? Eh? Is that anything? Taylor Swift Taylor Nation New Heights #TS12 #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

“I’ve always wanted that to happen…” Some kind of magic on the New Heights podcast. ✨ Like if you speak something in existence in those mics it comes true.

A reminder that people who murder other people in unthinkable violent acts can be any race, religion, political affiliation, sexual orientation etc. etc. etc. Shitty humans are everywhere and every thing and trying to break apart those things and put them in boxes is futile.

Question for celebrities: Who does your laundry?

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

Kids on the playground were freaking out about these tiny tiny caterpillars and were like “don’t touch it, it’s poisonous!” I’m all - caterpillars aren’t poisonous they are fine. Super confident in my wisdom. Well ChatGPT said otherwise. Damn it.