Is it just me or does Rod Stewart look like both Jenny and Lee from Gogglebox in this picture?

Yes, I'm a gamer #EastEnders

happy eurovision eve, don’t forget to put a glass of prosecco out by the chimney for graham norton x

I feel like I judged middle class people and then the closer I get to the source the more I realise they’re people like you and me

When are the government gonna do something about printers? Those things have one job and consistently fuck it up…

Realising David Tennant is back as the Doctor after 13 years vs He’ll be regenerating again in 3 weeks and you’re still not over his first regeneration #DoctorWho

Thinking about this queen today

who hasn’t risked it all for a fuckboi with slightly greasy hair and bad grammar, who tells us everything we want to hear? We’ve all been Mollie at least once. She’s the people’s princess #TheTraitorsUK

kate middleton sitting down in the evening to use photoshop

“Diana and Camilla hated each other” What’s this then

Amanda Holden   I am responding to your interview with the Daily Mail of 12 April.  I respect the fact that you feel the need to defend your good friend and employer, Simon Cowell, who is also your husband’s employer. Or so I’ve read. However, a couple of your statements

Sums up this series of Love Island tbh

Guys just a heads up re: Couch to 5k. It’s literally zero couch. You’d think day 1 would be some couch but no, the couch element is essentially day 0. You are moving from the word go, should be called 0-5km to be honest. So yeah be warned

watkins said let’s wrap this up before love island and he is so REAL for that

Ayo and his brother when it comes to emotional intelligence #loveisland

Some of these messages are verbatim to ones a received a few years ago (actually word for word) and I think it’s crazy that we girls are such silly sausages and fall for it every time 😅😂

Officers slap Men who are on a female only train in India

don't forget to leave me milk and cookies tonight

Been farting anywhere lately idc anymore