#CreatureFeatureImprov creates an entire improvised movie based on your suggestions and from clips of old movies. This Saturday at 10 PM, join us for KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE! 🤡 Tix at OtherworldTheatre.org 🤡 #horror #gothic #chicago #chicagohorror #otherworldtheatre

Thinking back on how concerns I had on an individual weren’t addressed and then when I tried to address it myself (calmly, for my own concern) I ended up getting yelled at and not included anymore. Anyway, Chicagos great.

At 18 if be late to a party because I was pre drinking, 10 years later I’m late because I was napping.

I went to a Party and had a good time 😭

I shouldn’t be on hinge because I’m unhinged

IAN AND I BOUGHT SMOSH CLASSIC SMOSH IS BACK :)

Unless you were there for the dawn of YouTube and know about all the shit these guys went though (including one of them getting so annoyed by new corporate owners they had to leave) you don’t realise how big this is. Loved smosh in my early teen years and wish em the best.

In news that may surprise no one, new figures from @eurostat today show Ireland is now the most expensive country in the EU, with prices over 46% above average. 🇮🇪+46% 🇩🇰+45% 🇫🇮+27% 🇸🇪+24% 🇳🇱+17% 🇫🇷+10% 🇩🇪+9% 🇪🇸-3% 🇵🇹-10% 🇲🇹-12% 🇷🇴-42% Here’s an in-depth look at the figures.

ryanair with another W

I’m very happy in Chicago yes.

Numerous times I have played a flirty game of mario kart and every time, after the man’s playful banter that he will crush me, do I come first in every race. It’s a great feeling taht I also think makes me appear more desirable and NOT a nerd…

Being good at Tik tok doesn’t automatically make you good at stand-up, THERE I SAID IT!

Follow us as we capture Irish comedy around the country

I can’t live through the Paul Mescalfication of Cillian Murphy when Oppenheimer comes out. We cannot globally romanticise Irish men anymore. The world does not know what they truly are.

My mom doesn’t like telling people I emigrated so she tells people she exported me.

i have found the single greatest map of all time

This isn’t the twitter I grew up on 😭