i love the beatles song that’s like “lying there and staring at the ceiling/waiting for a sleepy feeling” john lennon was so real for that one

oooh it took me a day but i just realized i love “bad idea right?” because it reminds me of christmas wrapping by the waitresses lmao

at a little cafe in a town upstate and for the last 25 min, a screaming and crying 3-year-old has been running between my table and that of the only other person here, the esteemed author malcolm gladwell

this shampoo in my airbnb sounds like a lost ‘planet of the bass’ lyric

me after my AirPods fell out of my jacket pocket in a bathroom stall and the case and each individual AirPod bounced into a different neighboring stall

obsessed with itineraries. love ‘em so much. will read them over and over like they’re pulitzer-winning novels

how am i supposed to listen to new zach bryan morgan wade sufjan miley selena when i still haven’t properly listened to new hozier gregory alan isakov cautious clay carly rae jepsen i am OVERWHELMED

furniture shopping is hard bc im like, is every single dresser for sale ugly or do i just not have taste

my brain is so poisoned by celeb gossip bc I heard strangers behind me say “im shocked” and i was like oh they’re OBVIOUSLY talking about joe and sophie but actually they were talking about “client-facing meetings” (if someone knows what that is lmk)

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my dad's name is al and every time i see a headline about AI my first reaction is like oh what's dad up to and then i'm like oh

there is so much freedom in not having a crush on anyone who follows you on insta like…you can just…post a story??? and not even check who’s viewed it?? wtf

i am the only person in the office today which means 1. there are no lights on bc i don't know where the switch is but 2. i can listen to bon iver out loud

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what on earth happened to the music on love island this season 😭 like truly what are these fake AI songs where are the needle drops!!!