I come bearing glitter #CraftNight

Hang on. I've got 3 more cases of glitter out in the car. Just give me a minute to haul them in.

Without #craftnight, I have nothing to come out of my hole for.

Clarification: By "Hole," I mean majestic castle fit for the Supreme Ruler.

I exist.

Thought you all could use some good news.

I finally crawl out of my hole (aka majestic castle fit for the supreme ruler of this place) and no one wants to chat? What's up with that?

"I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine..."

I am singing and no one is singing along. Where the hell am I? Surely this isn't Sanditon where sing-a-longs are a staple of life.

Who's going to #CraftNight? I must go to harass lover boy.

What's everyone making tonight (other than a fool out of lover boy)? #CraftNight

What kind of embarrassing crafts could I create to humiliate ice cream girl and lover boy? #CraftNight

SOMEONE MADE A CODOM HAT. ecosalon.com/wp-content/upl… I must make that for the happy couple. Pass me some glitter and condoms.

*Now there's something I never thought I'd say (but I'm happy I did).*

Nothing says, "Ah, young love," like condom roses. craftster.org/forum/index.ph… Now that's the gift that keeps on giving.

If you're sniffing the condom roses, ur doeng it rong!

While Tom scours Sanditon for a new assistant, I'll kick back & remind you that I'M the Supreme Ruler of Sanditon. #WastingHisTime

We have post cards. That other vlog has book marks. You know what we need with a Sanditon logo? We need rulers--Sanditon Rulers. hahahahaha

Hey, Edward Denham, do you know if your former boss can work a telephone? What about a door? Or were those your area of expertise?