We just received a DM that just said "Wanna fuck?" and then a link. We cannot fuck anybody. We are a coffee shop.

50% off for the next 10 minutes!

@SanditonGarden We would be happy to

Who's coming out tonight to watch the Tony Awards with us? 40% off coffee while its airing, and meet some fellow broadway junkies :)

Beat the second half snooze with a 50% off coffee! No late day yawns for you if you get here in the next 30 minutes.

Though nothing is quite like a proper coffee from Sanditon Coffee :)

What's going on in Sanditon this evening?

You can use our WIFI to do anything except post fanfiction including the words "young lover"

The next person who comes in and sings Young and Beautiful to their barista gets their order free!

Anyone for the next half hour can stop in and sing their favorite song to their barista for 1/2 off :)

Free coffee today for any fathers!

Come watch Teen Wolf with us tonight and get 50% off! We'll be showing it at teh Eastern/Central time, so make sure you're there!

THE WOW I'M EMBARRASSED

Anyone have a link to a good music mix to play in-shop? Link us!

Tonight we'll be playing 8tracks.com/brucbanner/cof… as suggested by hazelle frederick. !!

Cof-fee's back ALRIGHT. Sorry for our brief hiatus. How about 50% off for the next two hours to make up for it? Do you forgive us?

Well... the coffee's always been here, but our tweeting presence wasn't?

50% off is technically buy one get one free #bringafriend

Would anyone be interested in us getting our liquor license? Irish coffee could be an option...