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Sandford Police

@Sandford_Police

England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood

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Please stop calling us because isn’t wearing her rings in the photo and the jumper is wearing appears distorted

This is really not a police matter

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