San Marco Train (@sanmarcotrain) 's Twitter Profile
San Marco Train

@sanmarcotrain

Gonna get to your next meeting five minutes early? Not on our watch.

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calendar_today27-07-2017 20:07:12

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Here comes the story of the hero train The train the phillistines came to blame For something that he never done Hearing you people yell But he’s always been THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD We know you’re a Skynyrd/Limp Bizkit crowd but this one’s for the Dylan stans.

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BREAKING: Hero train delays local news anchor from filming inevitable segment about how Halloween candy is going to murder us all. A grateful city rejoices. News at 11.

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BREAKING: Local man profoundly grateful that hero train spares him the indignity of one more minute in his cubicle prison. Heroism personified.

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BREAKING: Newly crowned Meteorology Muckety Muck promoted after his scientific process of looking out the window accurately predicts the weather. In all seriousness, congrats to Lew. He’s one of the good ones.

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BREAKING: Local musician-type with thesaurus discovers alliteration in futile attempt to slander hero train. Somewhere an atonal guitar chord goes unplayed as a grateful city rejoices.

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Absolutely on board with these new stickers from the Jaguars even though we are unsure what hero trains have to do with small market teams…

Absolutely on board with these new stickers from the Jaguars even though we are unsure what hero trains have to do with small market teams…
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Oooooh, someone’s gonna be late to see like the two remaining members of the band Supertramp and they’re big mad about it.