Ruben Amorim, you’ve got to go mate. Take a handful of these players with you too. #MUNWOL

I thought Ed Woodward, John Murtough and the Glazers were as bad as it could get. Turns out Sir Jim Ratcliffe, Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada have definitely proven me wrong. #MUFC

Just when you think this country couldn't get any worse, news breaks that the prime minister put his dick in a dead pigs mouth.. Oh England.

#supermoon Worcester Pictures Worcester News

SCHWEINSTEIGER!

RT Sporf Media Requests: BREAKING: Live scenes of Jamie Vardy to Ruud van Nistelrooy. (via Football FanCast) vine.co/v/iaMAd2tpX2a

As much as I like Rooney, I think it's time to send him back to Everton.

SCHWEINSTEIGER!

Smh David Cameron

Prick. David Cameron

RT Jeremy Clarkson: Jose. Come to Amazon.

I think I'm the only united fan that doesn't want Pep to come

I work best alone. But then when I'm left alone I think "where the fuck is everyone"

Sleep tight Holly 💤😴 #UFC196

I think Diaz is a cock! But fuck me, fair play to him! #UFC196

Tell Davina to answer McCall. Tell Kevin I'm spacey.

FA cup and BBC Sport claiming Jose is on the way. This song sums it up #MUFC m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMy…

Thanks Domino's Pizza UK for providing Scamp with a new bed.

I've spent the last two days trying to do 10 things at once and now my brain has finally short circuited.

I lost my way home while exploring the galaxy.