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Samuel nyansiri

@samuelnyansiri

I age like wine...

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calendar_today27-03-2013 08:55:13

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World Star Fights! (@fightcontent247) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My mom got my father beat up every Friday after work. He cheated. So she paid a different guy $50 to spot him outside of work and he got his ass beat every Friday at 6pm. He had to be escorted with security to his car. She did this for months. 😭😭

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🔥🚨BREAKING: An anonymous CJNG source just claimed that American citizen Juan Carlos Valencia González, alias "O3," has been named the new leader of CJNG. He is El Mencho's stepson and controls the cartel's armed wing Grupo Elite, with a $5 million US bounty on his head. He

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Russia has been cut off from CNN, CBS, ABC, Pornhub, Facebook... The US is working to deprive Russians of McDonald's, Coca-Cola and US fastfood. If they continue with these sanctions, the Russian people will probably be the healthiest, well-adjusted, spiritual and

Nicki 🪷🦋🫧 (@nickimoraa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

America is the only country where one of the most popular TV shows of all time is based on the American healthcare system being so bad that a teacher had to become a meth producer to fund his cancer treatments. And this was an entirely plausible plot.

Angus Cheng (@ballerindustry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One time I bumped into my uncle on the street. Uncle: Busy? Want to hang out? Me: Okay sure. So he took me to a bar nearby. Uncle: My friend owns this bar. We order some drinks and after a while they bring us the bill. Uncle: My friend is the boss. Just tell him I'm here

Lynn Ngugi (@lynn_ngugi1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your

Paps Fights♨️ (@papiwontmiss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yesterday I overheard my 3 year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

BRAVIN YURI (@bravinyuri) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Statehouse issued a directive to Egerton University to surrender all unutilized land for “food production”. Over 1500 acres. We have no country here.