My mom got my father beat up every Friday after work. He cheated. So she paid a different guy $50 to spot him outside of work and he got his ass beat every Friday at 6pm. He had to be escorted with security to his car. She did this for months. 😭😭

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

I haven’t moved past the…. “eating babies and children” part… like where is the outrage? 😤

A battle that you win cancels all your mistakes. - Machiavelli

She said it, NOT me!… but she’s right you know.

🔥🚨BREAKING: An anonymous CJNG source just claimed that American citizen Juan Carlos Valencia González, alias "O3," has been named the new leader of CJNG. He is El Mencho's stepson and controls the cartel's armed wing Grupo Elite, with a $5 million US bounty on his head. He

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives Time to bring in our secret weapon, Narco Rubio 🪇

Major cheat code in life: ask for big unreasonable things. The universe will meet you at the level of ur audacity

Russia has been cut off from CNN, CBS, ABC, Pornhub, Facebook... The US is working to deprive Russians of McDonald's, Coca-Cola and US fastfood. If they continue with these sanctions, the Russian people will probably be the healthiest, well-adjusted, spiritual and

Me as soon as I log into this app 🤧

America is the only country where one of the most popular TV shows of all time is based on the American healthcare system being so bad that a teacher had to become a meth producer to fund his cancer treatments. And this was an entirely plausible plot.

One time I bumped into my uncle on the street. Uncle: Busy? Want to hang out? Me: Okay sure. So he took me to a bar nearby. Uncle: My friend owns this bar. We order some drinks and after a while they bring us the bill. Uncle: My friend is the boss. Just tell him I'm here

In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your

⁦Edwin Sifuna⁩ please acha kukunywa chai kila mahali ovyo ovyo.Learn from Babas mistakes.

Yesterday I overheard my 3 year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Baba trusted this guy, no wonder today is his 9th year as SG.

You’re about to pass people who started ahead of you. And it’s going to feel so fucking personal. Get ready.

Statehouse issued a directive to Egerton University to surrender all unutilized land for “food production”. Over 1500 acres. We have no country here.