There is nothing I love hearing more than "Let me put in a #featurerequest for you" when talking to Toast support...

And it's only April...

When you think your security stack is tight and then an end user clicks that one phishing link......

#PleaseStandBy. @AmazonStudios #KilterFilms

What do you call someone that can't tell the difference between their own delusions — things that can be obviously disproving like crowd size — from reality?

Hey @VZWSupport It's 2020, Global pandemic or not, there is no reason you should not have support available 24/7. Also Where's my carry over data from last month? #Data #PICKUPTHEPHONE

If switches are held up by toilet paper rolls does that make them a TP-Link?

I just keep reminding my wiring techs: "A don't pay!"

Hey Amazon, how hard is it to deliver packages to the correct address? I've had more issues in the last year with Amazon Logistics deliveries than FedEx...

After years of Logitech Keyboards, I think I'm in love with something else. #EVGA50

It's giveaway time! Now is your chance to experience #StorageFreedom with a #TrueNAS Mini X+! This Mini but mighty package sports 5 Western Digital Red Plus Drives. Click the link below to enter! StorageReview.com bit.ly/3k2cMPp

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Hey CenturyLink your automated system has disconnected me 2 times while trying to resolve billing issues with an enterprise account. How hard is it to cancel your service? #AgentPlease

Powerball announced Monday night that the drawing has been delayed due to a "participating lottery needing extra time to complete the required security protocols." abcn.ws/3DLnn9n

Nothing like finding a Spicy Pillow in a desk drawer that you didn't know about...#SpicyGalaxyS7 #SpicyPillow

Decided to check the old phone graveyard this morning...#SpicyPillow #SpicyS8Plus #SpicyPillows4Dayz