My entry into @SamuelAlpha77's $Link meme sweepstakes. Please choose Team Cucumber.

AsSamilate yourselves. Resistance is futile. #Samtember is upon us.

Time to go to work and hold in my farts for 8 hours Wish me luck Hope they don’t slip

The largest wasp in the world is 2 inches

Although I am homosexual

SAMTEMBER GOT ME LIKE

Can you all start a group chat amongst yourselves so you don’t keep getting me involved in your shenanigans. You’re all grown men. Stop asking for my validation and dming me stuff that doesn’t need my attention.

I do quite enjoy the smell of ass

Happy Samtember to Vishnu If you’re from India please put on a Sam Vishnu pfp

Samtember book list Sammich (Samtember arc) Sammich (The Declutter Arc) Samversebrah 🐸🪷 ∢ Sammich (The Declitter Arc)

🔰Linkie | The Head of gML Allora Be different Be gay

SAMTEMBER CELEBRATIONS ARE SO CUTE ft. Sammich (The Declutter Arc)

Mondays always feel long

I always get the shits this month Any suggestions for butt plugs?

Your real personality always leaks through Recommended a random anon for a marketing role months ago as he seemed smart LARPs as a gigachad/gigabrain, spams CT banter on official socials - responses always negative Zero self-awareness, zero feedback taken, always right -

My balls are itchy

I accidentally came my pants

I do fart daily

Sometimes my penis

Buttplug lost If found please DM Need it back ASAP