Seems like Mars is running on three bars, shem. Also, don’t want to be that guy, but wtf are those?! Elon Musk NASA #mars2021

When you have love, you have pain. Pain brings us together, love keeps us together.

Ever wonder why for no reason, and there’s no reason? And all of a sudden you have all the reasons to wonder why?

Asking for a friend…if one farts on the floor would you say it would be a ceiling fart for those downstairs?

Bloemfontein got jokes! On their booms nogal !

Such nice headlines.

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What the hell did I just see?

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Happy Women's Day: bit.ly/29roujY

You'll know if I've done my laundry or not, tomorrow.

When you trying to keep it together: youtube.com/watch?v=XO2uZT…

Went to the pre-screening of The Shallows last night, so many endolphins were released yo.

Thanks Rebecca Pretorius ! Takealot.com <3

@MissLeibbrandt, I learn from the best 😉

It's like really hard to breathe while eating with a blocked nose. #coldplay

Origin... you were fucking magical. x.com/STABVirus/stat…

@MattBlackZA @eimaj_j Jessica Matt 马特 That's pretty epic.

I picked up a rock and whispered to it, "You're my rock, dude." Rocks like it when you do that.

Crazy thought...why don't we first send robots to Mars instead of humans? We can head on out once all is set up - just how us humans like it.