Simon Jordan should never have to buy a drink in a UK pub again after that dismembering. He was the voice of an entire nation. Well played Sir!

My god.. no DCL and 6 defenders in the starting line up🫣 #LUFC

Man Utd equalise against West Ham with the last kick of the game 🤣🤣 #LUFC

Man locks in #LUFC

Daniel Farke owns Chelsea. #LUFC

Spurs are actually bang in this relegation battle!😍😆 #LUFC #THFC

Bogle’s tenacity for that second goal. He’s just fucking incredible. I can’t even remember how much we got him for, but my god, I know it was a bargain #LUFC

Eni Aluko’s career is receding more than her hairline, somehow. #EniAluko

Can you believe that Archie Gray is now playing for a club below us in the PL🤣 come back home bro. #LUFC

I love Simon Jordan talkSPORT

If you enter the U.K. legally, work and pay taxes and abide by U.K. law (and don’t live like you’re above it) then there is no issue. If you arrive by boat “ILLEGALLY” refuse to work and cheat the system… you are the issue. I can’t believe how it’s that hard to understand?

Has Buonanotte just discovered football?

Birmingham should be 3-0 up.. we’ve been horrendous. #LUFC

That is BY A MILE, the worst I’ve seen us play this season. Made Birmingham look like a UCL side. Major changes needed at half time #LUFC

That Perri save btw was fucking unreal #LUFC

Buenonotte getting hooked at half time against a championship side is pretty telling about just how bad he was in that half. #LUFC

Listen, I love Tanaka. But he has been diabolical today. So far away from match sharpness it’s crazy. #LUFC

A home tie for Leeds in the FA cup? #LUFC

Everyone on my X feed this week

Didn’t think I’d say this, but Reform UK are finished. Restore Britain are going to destroy them. Reform has taken up a centralist part of politics when their entire voter base is right wing. Restore will overtake them within 12 months. #RestoreBritain