Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

I just finished a 3.51 mi run with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

Gehen wir Deutschland!

Canned water?

The wait is over! I am officially a graduate student in the UK College of Medicine!!! Thank you all so much for your support over the years!

If power doesn't come back on soon, we're gonna have a Purge of our own here in Lexington...

God Bless America

The best way to get rid of the smell of natural gas is to light several scented candles.

Someone should make a CliffNotes spinoff for scientific research articles so I don't have to stay up till 5 am reading this crap.

Even Siri thinks Kentucky weather sucks this week.

Thank you for talking shit Arkansas. You've given UK another reason aside from an undefeated season to beat your asses into the ground. 😄

Yo mama so old that she goes on carbon dates.

Hard day of work at the lab. #science

Rodgers to Rodgers for the WIN! #GoPackGo pic.x.com/c2AkUXAzU3

#MarchMadness

Double rainbow all the way across the sky! #sointense

It's official! Orange is the new black. #donaldtrump

Got to see this crazy guy the last day of his tour in the US. I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time..