Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

🚨ALERT🚨 WE GOT EAR WIGGLES, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EAR WIGGLES EVERYBODY!!!!! 🚨🦇

im in the taco bell drive thru like “yes chef” “thank u chef”

Have seen the inside of a gym 4 times so far this BH/DC. Am I officially an old now? Is this adulting?

pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask

Me to my poor bf (@andrewmohawk) before our trip next week: THERE ARE 4 DIFFERENT PARKS & 1 WATERPARK. 1 IS THE CLASSIC PARK. 1 IS EDUCATIONAL & CULTURAL. 1 IS ANIMAL AND NATURE THEMED BUT IT STILL HAS RIDES. 1 HAS THE STAR WARS RIDES. 2 OF THEM HAVE FIREWORKS AT NIGHT.

Tell me you were a nerd in HS without telling me you were a nerd in HS

Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.

Oh no. @leilacohan just sent me the 90s American Girl dolls that just dropped and… I was not ready.

"IRREGARDLESS" HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1795. ITS INCLUSION IN THE DICTIONARY IS NOT A SIGN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FALLING TO PIECES, OR PROOF OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM FAILING, NOR IS IT THE WORK OF CURSED MILLENNIALS. IT JUST MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE USE IT TO MEAN "REGARDLESS."

Very excited to speak at one of my favorite cons with one of my favorite people (Jennifer Leggio) for some science slayin’ 🧛🏻‍♀️🔬

Top tier advice for working in Infosec

Super pumped to speak at SummerCon for the first time with my bestie Jennifer Leggio! Additional footage of our rehearsals:

Getting ready to hit the stage with Jennifer Leggio at SummerCon at 4pm today!

Stoked to speak about security culture, a topic long near and dear to my heart! If you're in Vegas, join our brilliant moderator, some positively fierce panelists, and me today at 4 pm in the SE Village!

A true highlight of the week! Thank you Jessica Barker MBE, Rebecca Markwick, Maxie, and Snow 💕

I was definitely spoiled with JS0N Haddix time this week! So good to see you too!

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head