That episode was fucking class. Such a good show. I love the way it makes my head feel like it's full dancing snakes. #ThisTimeWithAlanPartridge

MI5 reveals funny letters from kids wanting to be spies... - The Sun thesun.co.uk/news/14970347/… via Google News Warning for children: Even though it might be a disguise, please refrain from approaching elderly people in overcoats sitting alone on park benches.

Every now and then you get an audition through from your agent where you can literally feel how hard they work come through the email. This one is a blinder and can't wait to get it sent off! Thank you @union_mgmt and the whole team! 🙌🙌🙌

Come on, let’s do the right thing here. We can’t do this, it’s awful. Priti Patel MP

RIP Sean Lock. That's a fucking blow. I loved his surreal comedy, coming out of nowhere! He even did a show about Sundays. Only him. X

RIP Sean Lock 🖤

Just posted a photo @ Arch1 Live Music Venue / Club / Bar instagram.com/p/CTAAVSNIE2sR…

Connor Gallagher plays football how I want to play football. Crystal Palace F.C. #PremierLeague

Having a normal cough in covid times is like trying out a toothbrush moustache in 1946. It's all a bit suspicious.

Hmmmmmm

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CYjIFfYo23Qp…

‘Confusion amongst the guests when speculation of a long, white table set up in the garden of number ten, but drone footage has emerged and police are saying that it was actually the biggest line of coke they had ever seen’ #DowningStreetParties

Tuesday 18th (Tomorrow) come on down to the Vine Pub in Kentish Town! Free entry and a raffle (what?!) There I am, top-ish left. And the MC is gonna be a right laugh! instagram.com/p/CY1DZ-QI_2nm…

Comedy. Baby. instagram.com/p/Cbadby8IYXcg…

Just posted a photo @ Barons Court Theatre instagram.com/p/Cb7mrrnoGIpO…

An actor has to improvise.

Brilliant lineup 2nite @theshipse1 W/ our host @lolipopscomedy Come & see some top comics trying new material! Kicks off at 7.30.Advance ticket link in @lolipopscomedy bio. #TheShipSE1 #Fullers #Borough #Laughter #Comedy #ComedyClub #LondonComedy #StudentComedy #LetsDoLondon

Dangers of being a stand up comic: Sitting anywhere with a pen and note book, jotting things down. 3 people have asked why I'm writing things. Asking if I'm a journalist, a writer or a critic. Just let me write my dick jokes in peace!

24 hours to go… #benderslikeBeckham