Trump's only successful business is selling hats to morons.

LOVE THIS. The Kamala Harris campaign is putting on a drone show in Philadelphia moments before the debate starts. Absolutely beautiful.

When I send you this, I know you f*cking lying #Debate2024

This look. THIS LOOK.

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused Trump: they are eating dogs

Over the course of my grandfather's lifetime, he gifted and "loaned" Donald $413 million. And Donald still declared bankruptcy 6 times. He failed so badly that the banks needed to put him on a $425,000-a-month allowance.

He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.

Now two thirds of the way through the debate. We’re beginning to see significant flop sweat from Trump. #Debate2024

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

I have the endorsement of 200 Republicans who formerly worked with President Bush, Mitt Romney, and John McCain.

America got to see tonight the leader I’ve been proud to work alongside for three and a half years. Wasn’t even close. VP Harris proved she’s the best choice to lead our nation forward. We’re not going back.

No one: JD Vance staring at Tim Walz all night:

When you are complaining about fact checking… it means you are doing a lot of lying. #LyingJD

I am an undecided voter. Do I go with the slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic, or the nice man who wants to give us healthcare.

I know CBS said it would not fact check the debate, but it is not a good look when JD Vance complains that he can’t lie with impunity.

No, Trump did not "salvage" the Affordable Care Act. Vance's claim is False. politifact.com/factchecks/202…

Hillary Clinton went for a walk in the woods after she lost. Donald Trump incited a deadly attack on our country, JD Vance. So fuck you.

Californians pay the bills for the federal government. We pay over $80 BILLION more in taxes than we get back. Maybe it’s time to cut that off, Donald J. Trump.